Mommy, boys are crazy and all they do is hit stuff.
Jesus
Mommy, when Jesus has lots of things He has to do, does he have time to play with children?
Impatience
Z – Remember, when you get impatient with God, He never gets impatient with you.
Password
Mommy, I have a secret password that turns me off. But you don’t know it and it’s a really hard word and you have to figure it out.
I’m hungry
Z got really mad at me tonight.
Z: Mommy, I’m hungry. (she had already eaten dinner)
Me: Ok, you can go get some fruit.
Z: I DON’T WANTfruit!!!
Me: Ok. You can have some veggies. There are some cherry tomatoes in the fridge.
Z: You ALWAYS want me to eat HEALTHY FOOD!!! (she’s starting to get angry with me…)
Me: Well, yeah. Why do you think I want you to eat healthy food?
Z: (in her angriest 5 yr old voice, accompanied by tears) BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE HEALTHY!!!!! (and then falls to the ground crying)
School
Me: Z, how was school today?
Z: It was great! I learned lots of stuff!
Me: What did you learn?
Z: I can’t remember.
