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Meanest

Z: You ALWAYS make me brush my teeth!!!
Me: I know. Why do you think I do that?
Z: Because you’re the MEANEST!!!!

Diarrhea

Z – Diarrhea is your butt throwing up!!

Boys

Mommy, boys are crazy and all they do is hit stuff.

Gift

Mommy, J is the best gift I’ve ever had.  

Jesus

Mommy, when Jesus has lots of things He has to do, does he have time to play with children?

Impatience

Z – Remember, when you get impatient with God, He never gets impatient with you. 

Password

Mommy, I have a secret password that turns me off. But you don’t know it and it’s a really hard word and you have to figure it out.

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