Mommy, boys are crazy and all they do is hit stuff.
Mommy, when Jesus has lots of things He has to do, does he have time to play with children?
Z – Remember, when you get impatient with God, He never gets impatient with you.
Mommy, I have a secret password that turns me off. But you don’t know it and it’s a really hard word and you have to figure it out.
Z got really mad at me tonight.
Z: Mommy, I’m hungry. (she had already eaten dinner)
Me: Ok, you can go get some fruit.
Z: I DON’T WANTfruit!!!
Me: Ok. You can have some veggies. There are some cherry tomatoes in the fridge.
Z: You ALWAYS want me to eat HEALTHY FOOD!!! (she’s starting to get angry with me…)
Me: Well, yeah. Why do you think I want you to eat healthy food?
Z: (in her angriest 5 yr old voice, accompanied by tears) BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BE HEALTHY!!!!! (and then falls to the ground crying)